do not forsake me, oh my darling

the grinch will never die

with a heart 3 sizes too small for his troll-like pauch, The Dick Cheney has returned to the headlines today. his new favorite hobby is torturing us in similar fashion to his old hobby of being the <strikethrough>vice</strikethrough> president in charge of important things. The Dick is a serious man, so we should pay attention lest he should accidentally shoot us in the face as a none too subtle warning. in other news steve jobs has given a mouse for the twenty-first century. now i have a mouse that looks good on my desk. it’s so cool i’ll never even use all it’s future tech for my benefit. i’ll get a glass dome to keep it pristine.